omit needless...

today's Pearls Before Swine takes Strunk and White's infamous "omit needless words" doctrine to its limits:

so be sure to omit needless...whatever. because if you don't, your speech and writing will be unclear and people will think that you're uneducated. omit needless concerns that people (and goats) will think you're crazy and not want to be around you if you adopt this policy.